Are You PMSing?: A Guide

1. Did you come home from work, curl up into a ball in bed and cry for no reason?

2. Are you currently embroiled in a completely irrational argument with your best friend/significant other/parent/sibling?

3. Did you just stab someone?

4. Have you mysteriously gained 3-5 lbs in a matter of days?

5. Do you have an insatiable desire for all things sweet?

6. Do your tits hurt?

7. Did you just eat all those Oreos?!

8. Has your face decided to break out in a form vaguely resembling pizza?

9. Are you tired after sleeping for like 12 hours?

10. Do you oscillate wildly between crying and feeling very frisky?

If you responded YES to 4 or more these questions, BITCH YOU PMS-ING!

Get a hot water bottle and a copy of STEEL MAGNOLIAS and go cry, motherfucker.